They're Nothing But Bad News

Im convinced that my cellphone is giving me anxiety. I worry about it a lot. I worry about where i've put it. Is it in my jacket? Or my purse? On the dresser? Oh, got it. In my bag. Good. I worry that im sending a text to the wrong person. Always check that. Twice sometimes. I worry about long distance charges. Mag and i talk a lot on the phone i think. Is this costing me if its rogers-to-rogers? MyFive? Whats that? Oh yes. ive seen a commercial i think. Ill look into it. And my phone calls people by accident too. Gotta remember to lock the keypad. Dont want anyone to hear your secret conversations. Data plan. Will i go over my byte limit? probably! whatever that means, anyway. And now since my phone has been stolen from me (and miraculously recovered by ME! - more to come about THAT later..) i have to be extra careful. So after all this, is it even worth it? Seriously. Its all i think about. And frankly, that's kind of gross. Plus i have to pay out $70 a month to feel this miserable about it? Oh boy.